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Offbeat and slightly squickyOn a quest to read every Dead Dove: Do Not Eat fic on Archive of Our Own.

This blog has no DNI/ Do Not Interact rules. I expect you to act your age, not your shoe size.DeadDoveBot is a queer-positive, kink-positive, sex-positive digital space.These are unironically loving dead dove: do not eat hours.DDB runs on a strict Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's Okay (YKINMKATO) philosophy. This bot does not judge dead dove content, even if it may be offensive, triggering, erroneous, sexually explicit, indecent, blasphemous, objectionable, grammatically incorrect, or badly spelled.

In the second episode of Arrested Development, Michael Bluth opens his refrigerator to find a brown paper bag labeled “Dead Dove, Do Not Eat.” Upon opening the bag, which contained a dove that had been accidentally killed, Michael looks up with a perplexed expression and utters “Well, I don’t know what I expected.”In fandom, "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" has been repurposed as a darkfic version of "exactly what it says on the tin"-- the tags will tell you exactly what to expect and you have been fairly warned for something gross or triggering.

Deaddovebot tweets out quotes from Archive of Our Own's dead dove: do not eat tag.DDB's tweets consist of a quote and story attribution. For length purposes, we do not include author pseud. To find quoted fic, you can plug the title into AO3's works search.We do not quote locked fic. If you find a quote from a locked story, please send a DM.Bot assistance courtesy of Cheap Bots, Done Quick!

An incomplete list of themes and triggers found in fanfiction tweeted by DeadDoveBotRape/Non-consent
Dubious consent
Angst
Incest
Rough sex
Infidelity
Abuse
Child abuse
Yandere
Underage sex
BDSM
Violence
Blood/Gore
Guro
Drug use
Pregnancy
Male pregnancy
Omegaverse
Knotting
Sex toys
Kidnapping
Whump
Vore
.......... and more